It's a lot of fun. - Rock Paper Shotgun It is funny, but once you dive into the game mechanics at play here, there's a surprising amount of depth and insight... - Joystiq The soundtrack meshes perfectly with the equally bizarre and charming visuals -- it pushes you to keep playing just one more level. - Destructoid ...embraces the gaming medium fully to take the attentive player on a cerebral experience unmatched by most video games. - BNB Gaming God, I hate robots. - Jay is Games This is a great game, and I wholeheartedly recommend picking it up. - Bytejacker


I'm selling this on my own, with no publisher or distribution, because I believe in the technological democratization of capitalism and the power of the Internet to bridge the age-old gap between creators and audience and blah blah blah blah. Also because publishers have nothing to offer me but money, and who would be silly enough to want that?

If it makes you feel more comfortable, you can pretend this is a Kickstarter project. Just give me the money, download the game, then don't open it for two years.

And no, the game is not coming to Steam. Valve didn't want it, apparently because they have poor taste in video games. So buy this one directly from me, the guy who actually made it, and let's get on with this whole artistic revolution business.

For real.


Not convinced? You know you can play the whole main game FOR FREE with ads, right? Give it a shot, man!